CalicoJack
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CalicoJack is the card game played at the two green and crimson tables in the Casino behind the Oasis, and it is the valley's version of blackjack with the house edge turned on its head. Two tables run the same game at different stakes, one for small bets and one for a wager ten times larger. Qi coins are the only currency, bought from the machine by Mr. Qi or won at the slots, and they buy paintings, furniture, Rarecrows and wallpaper from the prize dealer in the corner. The real draw is that the rules quietly lean towards the farmer: card draws are weighted in a farmer's favour once a hand is close to twenty-one, and a rare Qi Fruit card busts the dealer outright. With correct play and the double-or-nothing option, a modest stake can grow into the five-figure prices on the prize list.
Overview
Getting through the door comes first. The bus has to run, which means either finishing the Vault bundles at the Community Center or paying Morris for the repair on the Joja route. After that the Mysterious Mr. Qi quest sends a farmer round the valley with a Battery Pack for the bus tunnel, a Rainbow Shell for the box by the train station, ten Beets for the Mayor's refrigerator and a Solar Essence for the dragon skull north of the Oasis. Only once that is finished does a Club Card appear in the lumber pile beside the farmhouse door, and the bouncer at the Oasis wants to see it.
The hand itself is short. Both the farmer and the dealer take two cards, and the dealer keeps the first one hidden while the farmer acts. A hand can be left as it stands or hit for another card. Going over twenty-one loses at once, landing on exactly twenty-one wins at once, and anything else means standing and turning over the dealer's hidden card. The dealer then draws until busting or reaching at least eighteen and at least the farmer's total. A bust by the dealer is a win, an equal total is a draw with nothing lost, and a higher dealer total inside twenty-one is a loss.
The weighting is where the game stops being ordinary blackjack. Below sixteen, every possible card is equally likely. From sixteen upwards the deck quietly favours the cards that would land a farmer on twenty or twenty-one. Once a hand reaches eighteen, the dealer's own draws start going wrong for them: there is a real chance on each draw that the dealer takes a card large enough to bust immediately, and that chance climbs steeply as the farmer's total rises, reaching an even split at twenty. The dealer can draw a card far above the normal range when this happens, which is why the dealer sometimes busts from a modest total.
Knowing all that, the correct play is simple. Stand on eighteen or more when the dealer's visible card is anything but a nine, and hold out for nineteen when the dealer shows a nine. The dealer normally stands on eighteen themselves, though a handful of cases make them draw on it, and that behaviour is deliberate rather than a bug.
Winning pays the stake back doubled, and then offers a gamble. Double Or Nothing puts the whole winnings on the next hand: win and they double again, lose and the entire pile is gone. The chain can run on indefinitely, so a run of good hands at the high-stakes table is the fastest way to afford the Casino's wallpaper or the Alien Rarecrow. Walking away after each win is the safe route and still turns a profit over time, because the odds favour the farmer.
The dealer also carries one special card with a Qi Fruit printed on it. When it comes up, three exclamation marks appear beside the dealer, the hand busts automatically, and the payout is tripled rather than doubled.
Notes
The table ignores luck entirely. Daily fortune and luck buffs from food both leave the odds exactly as they are, so a farmer whose television forecast is grim plays at the same advantage as one blessed by the spirits, and a casino trip can be fitted into any day.
Every card is generated fresh at the moment it is drawn, with no memory of what has already appeared. Counting cards therefore does nothing, and the same value can repeat as often as chance allows, which is how a board occasionally fills with identical cards.
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