Magic Hair Gel
| Magic Hair Gel | |
|---|---|
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| Type | Trinket |
| Location | Desert Festival |
| Sell Price | 1000g |
The Magic Hair Gel is the one trinket that does nothing for a fight. Worn in the trinket slot it sets the farmer's hair cycling endlessly through the shifting colours of a Prismatic Shard, and that is its whole purpose. It is also the one trinket that no monster, crate or Treasure Chest will ever hand over: Alex sells it at his stall during the Desert Festival in exchange for Calico Eggs, and nowhere else. Like the rest of the trinkets it can only be worn after Combat Mastery has been claimed at the Mastery Cave, which makes it a late-game purchase for a farmer who has already finished the hard part. For anyone who has spent several years dressing a character in tailored shirts and dyed trousers, it is the natural finishing touch.
Location
The Desert Festival runs in the Calico Desert on Spring 15, 16 and 17, which means the bus has to be running first. That takes the Vault bundles at the Community Center, or the Joja route, before the festival can be reached at all. Sandy's shop stays shut for the three days, since she is helping Emily, but the Oasis itself can still be entered.
Alex's stall is one of the villager shops that appear along the festival ground, and there is a catch: two villagers are picked at random each day to set up, so Alex may not be there at all. A farmer who wants the gel may have to come back on the second or third day, or wait for the next year. The gel also stays off his shelf until Combat Mastery has been claimed, which keeps it out of reach of anyone who could not equip it anyway. Everything at the festival is paid for in Calico Eggs, a currency that only lasts while the festival runs, so they are best spent before it ends.
Earning eggs is the real work. The critter races pay out on a winning bet and run again and again through the day, which is the steadiest income available. The scholar near the egg merchant pays well for answering his questions correctly, and the answers do not change from year to year. Willy hands out fishing errands and Marlon hands out combat and exploration errands, each worth a decent sum. Egg nodes, containers and monsters in the Skull Cavern drop them while a farmer is down there anyway, the trash can beside the egg merchant can be searched daily, and Pierre will simply sell eggs for gold to anyone in a hurry. Being knocked out in the Skull Cavern costs a slice of the eggs already collected, which is a sharp reminder to bank the winnings before diving.
Effect
The hair never settles on one colour. It drifts continuously through the full prismatic range, so the farmer's head changes shade while standing still, walking, fishing or swinging a sword. Nothing else changes: no stat moves, no buff appears, and combat plays out exactly as it would with the slot empty.
That makes the gel a direct trade. Wearing it means giving up debuff immunity, a healing fairy, an arrow volley or a coin-dropping parrot for the rest of the day. Most farmers treat it as a town outfit, kept in a chest with the hats and swapped in for festivals, weddings and screenshots, then swapped out again before the next trip into the Skull Cavern.
It also sits oddly with the trinket slot's own logic. Every other trinket rewards a farmer for going underground; this one rewards a farmer for having gone underground already.
Notes
The gel cannot be re-forged. Where other trinkets carry a hidden stat line that an Anvil will shuffle for three iridium bars, this one has nothing to randomise, so the Anvil leaves it alone. The gel bought at the festival is the final version of itself.
A duplicate is worth a round thousand to Marlon at the Adventurer's Guild, the same as any other trinket, which is a poor return on a hundred Calico Eggs. Buying a second one to sell is not a plan.
As a present it fails almost everywhere. The Wizard likes it, as he likes every trinket. Alex dislikes being given back the thing he sold, which is a small joke worth knowing about.
All Trinkets
Every entry in this group, with its key details.
| Name | Image | Price |
|---|---|---|
| Basilisk Paw | 
|
1000g |
| Fairy Box | 
|
1000g |
| Frog Egg | 
|
1000g |
| Golden Spur | 
|
1000g |
| Ice Rod | 
|
1000g |
| Magic Hair Gel | 
|
1000g |
| Magic Quiver | 
|
1000g |
| Parrot Egg | 
|
1000g |