Wood Chipper
| Wood Chipper | |
|---|---|
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| Type | Collection |
| Location | Carpenter's Shop for 1,000g |
The Wood Chipper runs the lumber business backwards. Hardwood goes in and ordinary Wood comes out, which sounds like a downgrade until a farm hits the stage of having stumps to spare and nothing to build fences from. Robin starts stocking it once the first Winter arrives, and she writes a letter about it the following day in case the shelf goes unnoticed. Driftwood works in it too, and that is where the machine really earns its keep, since driftwood washes up on the beach by the armful and is worth almost nothing otherwise. Every so often the chipper produces something odd instead of timber: a bottle of Maple Syrup, a lump of Oak Resin or a jar of Pine Tar, as though the hardwood remembered which tree it came from.
The in-game description reads: Insert a piece of hardwood to break it down into regular wood.
Overview
The machine takes one piece of wood at a time and works for three hours of game time, so a single chipper is a trickle rather than a pipeline. Anyone planning to convert a chest full of hardwood needs several of them standing in a row, which is cheap enough to be worth doing on a farm with the gold to spare.
Hardwood is the headline input. Almost every time, one piece breaks down into a useful handful of Wood. Occasionally the machine has a good day and produces three or four times that from the same piece, which over a long run makes the exchange rate better than it first looks. The tree products are the rarity: a small chance of Maple Syrup, Oak Resin or Pine Tar each, which is a pleasant surprise and an awkward one, since nobody feeds hardwood into a chipper hoping for syrup.
Driftwood is the better reason to own one. It washes up along the shore, it clutters up the inventory, and it sells for a pittance. Through the chipper, every piece becomes the same useful handful of Wood with no randomness at all, which quietly turns beachcombing into a lumber supply. For a farmer who fishes the coast regularly, that alone covers the cost of the machine.
Whether hardwood should go in at all is a fair question. Hardwood is the scarcer material by a wide margin, wanted for the farm's bigger building projects, while ordinary wood grows back on every tree on the farm. The honest answer is that chipping hardwood makes sense only for a save that has worked through its building list and is sitting on a surplus, which does happen on a farm that taps the Secret Woods stumps every morning for years. Until then the chipper is for driftwood.
Notes
Placement decides whether the machine gets used. A chipper near the chest where driftwood is dumped, or near the path back from the beach, gets loaded every time the farmer walks past, while one tucked behind the barn is remembered twice and then forgotten.
The syrup results are worth checking rather than emptying blindly. A chipper left running overnight can be holding Oak Resin or Pine Tar rather than timber in the morning, and those have uses in the kitchen and the crafting menu that a pile of wood does not.
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