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Farm Computer


Farm Computer
Farm Computer
Type Crafted Item
Recipe Special Order

The Farm Computer is a small machine that scans its surroundings and prints a status report. One click shows how many crops are planted, how many are ready, which still need water and which machines have finished. On the home farm it also tracks Hay in the Silo and the state of the Farm Cave. Demetrius sends the recipe after one of his fishing Special Orders. On a big farm with sprawling fields and rows of machines, it saves a long walk around every evening.


Recipe


The recipe arrives in the mail the morning after finishing one of the fishing Special Orders that Demetrius posts. "Biome Balance" asks for twenty fish from one kind of water, such as river, lake or ocean. "Aquatic Overpopulation" asks for ten of one species that is in season. Both appear on the Special Orders board outside Mayor Lewis's house.

The board sets the pace of the whole thing. A fresh pair of jobs goes up on a Monday, and the clock on each one counts down from the day it is posted rather than the day it is taken, so a farmer who dawdles until Thursday has lost half the week. Demetrius is one of several villagers in the rotation, so his fishing orders may take a few weeks to come round. Both of his are repeatable, which is useful on a save where the mail was missed or the fish refused to bite.

Crafting takes one Dwarf Gadget, one Battery Pack and ten Refined Quartz. The Dwarf Gadget is the hardest part. It can turn up when digging in the Mines between floors 40 and 79, and it hides in Magma Geodes, Omni Geodes and Artifact Troves. A Lightning Rod catches a Battery Pack during a thunderstorm, and a Solar Panel builds one up over sunny days. Smelting Quartz with Coal in a Furnace makes Refined Quartz.

These are the ingredients one batch needs.

Name Image Amount
Dwarf Gadget Dwarf Gadget 1
Battery Pack Battery Pack 1
Refined Quartz Refined Quartz 10

Use


The computer can be placed anywhere, indoors or out. Interacting with it opens a report titled after the area it stands in.

On the farm, the report covers the most ground. It lists the pieces of Hay in storage, the total crops, the crops ready to harvest and the crops still dry. It adds how many crops are ready in the Greenhouse and how much tilled soil sits empty. It counts forage items lying around, machines with finished products and what the Farm Cave holds.

Placed somewhere else, such as Ginger Island or a shed, it gives a shorter report for that area. Crops, unwatered tiles, empty soil, forage and ready machines all still appear. Farm-only lines like Hay drop out.

Because the report follows the machine, the computer tends to live in the bag rather than on a post. A farmer who keeps Kegs in a shed, planting in the Greenhouse and a second farm on Ginger Island can set it down in each place in turn and read three separate reports in a morning.

Notes


The most useful line for many farms is the count of unwatered crops. A number above zero means a sprinkler has missed a corner or a new row needs watering.

The ready-machine count helps on artisan farms. A glance shows whether the Kegs and Preserves Jars are worth a round of collecting before bed.

All Crafting


Every entry in this group, with its key details.

Name Image Recipe
Anvil Anvil -
Bait Maker Bait Maker -
Barrel Brazier Barrel Brazier -
Basic Fertilizer Basic Fertilizer Farming Level 1
Basic Retaining Soil Basic Retaining Soil Farming Level 4
Bee House Bee House -
Big Chest Big Chest -
Big Stone Chest Big Stone Chest -
Bomb Bomb -
Bone Mill Bone Mill -
Bug Steak Bug Steak Combat Level 1
Campfire Campfire -
Carved Brazier Carved Brazier -
Cask Cask -
Charcoal Kiln Charcoal Kiln -
Cheese Press Cheese Press -
Cherry Bomb Cherry Bomb -
Chest Chest -
Cookout Kit Cookout Kit -
Crab Pot Crab Pot -
Crystalarium Crystalarium -
Dark Sign Dark Sign -
Dehydrator Dehydrator -
Deluxe Fertilizer Deluxe Fertilizer Qi's Walnut Room (20)
Deluxe Retaining Soil Deluxe Retaining Soil Island Trader for Cinder Shard (50)
Deluxe Scarecrow Deluxe Scarecrow -
Deluxe Speed-Gro Deluxe Speed-Gro Farming Level 8
Deluxe Worm Bin Deluxe Worm Bin -
Desert Obelisk Desert Obelisk -
Drum Block Drum Block -
Earth Obelisk Earth Obelisk -
Explosive Ammo Explosive Ammo -
Fairy Dust Fairy Dust "The Pirate's Wife" quest
Farm Computer Farm Computer -
Farm Obelisk Farm Obelisk -
Fertilizer - -
Field Snack Field Snack Foraging Level 1
Fish Smoker Fish Smoker -
Flute Block Flute Block -
Furnace Furnace -
Garden Pot Garden Pot -
Gate Gate -
Geode Crusher Geode Crusher -
Gold Brazier Gold Brazier -
Hardwood Fence Hardwood Fence -
Heavy Furnace Heavy Furnace -
Heavy Tapper Heavy Tapper -
Hopper Hopper -
Hyper Speed-Gro Hyper Speed-Gro Qi's Walnut Room for 30
Iridium Sprinkler Iridium Sprinkler -
Iron Fence Iron Fence -
Iron Lamp-post Iron Lamp-post -
Island Obelisk Island Obelisk -
Jack-O-Lantern Jack-O-Lantern -
Keg Keg -
Life Elixir Life Elixir Combat Level 2
Lightning Rod Lightning Rod -
Loom Loom -
Marble Brazier Marble Brazier -
Mayonnaise Machine Mayonnaise Machine -
Mega Bomb Mega Bomb -
Mini-Forge Mini-Forge -
Mini-Jukebox Mini-Jukebox -
Mini-Obelisk Mini-Obelisk -
Monster Musk Monster Musk -
Mushroom Log Mushroom Log -
Oil Maker Oil Maker -
Oil of Garlic Oil of Garlic Combat Level 6
Ostrich Incubator Ostrich Incubator -
Preserves Jar Preserves Jar -
Quality Fertilizer Quality Fertilizer Farming Level 9
Quality Retaining Soil Quality Retaining Soil Farming Level 7
Quality Sprinkler Quality Sprinkler -
Rain Totem Rain Totem Foraging Level 9
Recycling Machine Recycling Machine -
Return Scepter Return Scepter -
Scarecrow Scarecrow -
Seed Maker Seed Maker -
Skull Brazier Skull Brazier -
Slime Egg-Press Slime Egg-Press -
Slime Incubator Slime Incubator -
Solar Panel Solar Panel -
Speed-Gro Speed-Gro Farming Level 3
Sprinkler Sprinkler -
Staircase Staircase -
Statue Of Blessings Statue Of Blessings -
Statue Of The Dwarf King Statue Of The Dwarf King -
Stone Brazier Stone Brazier -
Stone Chest Stone Chest -
Stone Fence Stone Fence -
Stone Sign Stone Sign -
Stump Brazier Stump Brazier -
Tapper Tapper -
Tent Kit Tent Kit -
Text Sign Text Sign -
Torch Torch -
Treasure Totem Treasure Totem Foraging Mastery
Tree Fertilizer Tree Fertilizer Foraging Level 7
Tub o' Flowers Tub o' Flowers -
Warp Totem - -
Warp Totem: Beach Warp Totem: Beach Foraging Level 6
Warp Totem: Desert Warp Totem: Desert Desert Trader for Iridium Bar (10)
Warp Totem: Farm Warp Totem: Farm Foraging Level 8
Warp Totem: Island Warp Totem: Island Volcano Dwarf for 10,000g
Warp Totem: Mountains Warp Totem: Mountains Foraging Level 7
Water Obelisk Water Obelisk -
Wedding Ring Wedding Ring -
Wicked Statue Wicked Statue -
Wood Fence Wood Fence -
Wood Lamp-post Wood Lamp-post -
Wood Sign Wood Sign -
Wooden Brazier Wooden Brazier -
Worm Bin Worm Bin -